Not have more freedoms than Germania or Untitled Kingdoms? Guns = Freedom! (yes, I’m joking)

“natural wear lending an authentic patina”

The problem is the arms race between cops and criminals, which the NRA and republicans have caused by opposing any and all sensible regulations on guns. But Americans are so gun crazy that it’ll never change, so the cops need this kind of crap.....but they don’t need to use for peaceful protests or for serving every…

“body armor remains available to anyone who has the money to buy it”

Why aren’t they sold in the U.S.? Do they not meet safety or emissions standards or does VW just choose not to sell them here?

“Fortunately, the damage was repairable”

That reminds me of a Jim Gaffigan joke about camping, “If the outdoors is so great, why are all these bugs trying to get into my house?”

Maybe it’s because American, Japanese, and Korean car manufacturers are copying them, but the exterior of that BMW is just a whole bunch of meh (and the interior doesn’t look much better). European cars used to stand above everyone else when it came to styling, but that’s just bland and unoriginal.

The republicans and christian bigots have really tarnished the image of the bible and christianity.

Is that a ZZ Top keychain?

No need to fix it, it’s just a general guideline and it’s definitely not true 100% of the time. But most people don’t get rid of their cars unless there’s something wrong with them, and a problem is a problem whether you know anything about cars or not.

It would have been great if he would have stood up and pulled the old “fuck you, I’m a groundhog” meme.

I agree. My dad gave me some great advice about cars, “when you buy a used car, you’re buying somebody else’s problem.”

“one that won’t fly”

I always have my taskbar hidden, so it’s no big deal for me (although the tip that you can drag it to the arrow is nice to learn)...but my main problems with 10 are that there are still no desktop gadgets (they were eliminated with 8, but I was hoping that they’d be back) and they’re getting rid of Windows Media…

They always reminded me of the cars from Calvin and Hobbes:

Travel agents still exist?!? I thought that the internet made them extinct, especially since I never see or hear any commercials for “travel colleges” anymore, and the ones that are still around call themselves “career colleges.”

The only use for a monstrosity like this would be for driving slow in parades, so maybe some group of Shriners, or a VFW, or some other group will buy it to use once or twice a year.

I realize that only Microsoft can answer this, but why not just release it now? And since they’re not releasing it now, why install the “request icon” on our computers a month ahead of time? When I saw that icon this morning I assumed that it was ready to download, but I don’t wanna be a guinea pig and find out that…

The front of this car looks a lot like a Ford Fusion to me.