So the NFL will suspend players for all kinds of non-football off the field "offenses" but they won't suspend or kick out the dirtiest piece of shit in the league?

I didn't know that a phone would work without its battery, plugged in or not. So you're saying that you can pop out the battery, plug in the power cable, and you're ready to go?

I love the idea of re-using and re-purposing old smartphones, but is it bad to leave one plugged in 24/7? Would the battery get hot and become a fire hazard?

Exactly! She's just a marginally attractive woman who's become a hero to nerds because she dresses in silly costumes. If she just wore regular clothes she wouldn't get a second look from anyone.

" the test button on a smoke detector only tests whether the sound is working—not the actual detector"

And they'll win it as the Los Angeles Chiefs!

Test to see if I can post on deadspin.

You don't know how fun it is to troll fanbases with "inside info" that their team is moving to Los Angeles.

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That drives me crazy! I want to yell at the other car "I parked this far away so that nobody would park next to me!" but I usually just shake my head and say "damn it" to myself.

People who do this drive me crazy. Unless you're handicapped or elderly there's no reason to circle the parking lot looking for the closest spot. Personally, I park at one of the furthest spots away from the store to try to avoid getting door dings as well as the fact that I sit all day at work so walking a few…

This is probably a question for a different article, but I'll ask anyway. Is there a way to repair a leaky down comforter? I've got one that's 11 years old and it's slowly leaking feathers out of its seams (no holes in the comforter, just through the stitching). Is there any product comparable to a tent seam…

Nebraska expects conference championships and national championships, and Bo couldn't deliver. Wins don't mean much when you're beating up on the little girls of the Big 10.

This man is psychotic. I'm shocked that he hasn't done something to get himself thrown in prison.

But most people would call it a wise decision.

The NFL has become 100% pussified.

It's kind of sickening how cheap most rich people are.....but I guess that you don't stay rich very long if you're doing stupid shit like dropping $11k on a studio microphone for your daughter.