I wish that we still had Frank instead of that limp noodle Bruce.

It's amazing how much longer a one hour drive is to an eight year old than it is for an eighteen year old.

Is it homophobic to say that Bill Self looks really gay in that screenshot? Is that homophobic? I know that he's not gay (not that there's anything wrong with that), but he looks really gay and it's kinda funny because it's in a picture with a coach from San Francisco which is a historically gay-friendly…

That's exactly what I thought when it started. I was like "what the fuck is this asshole doing? is this some stupid viral advertiholyshitdidthatchickjustfuckingdie?"

LOL +100

LOL....keep on diggin' that hole, buddy. Keep on diggin'.

Did you ever watch Sesame Street when you were a kid? They used to have this game called "One of These Things Is Not Like the Others" and that theme song popped into my head as I was reading your silly post.

You should know by now that ANYTHING that happens in NYC is national news, not to mention that rich white people getting in trouble is ALWAYS news, and when you add in a stupid law like "running in the park before it's open" you've got a trifecta of newsy goodness.

I've heard of being three sheets to the wind (whatever that means), but sail-ripped is a new one for me.

What kind of dickless piece of shit fucks with another man's car?