“I knew Trump would fuck people over. I just didn’t think *I* would be one of those people”

Kendall Jenner and Pepsi solved police brutality!

I don’t want to sound like a hater because I was really a fan of the brand from the beginning but it’s hard to see someone like Amoruso being hailed as a champion for #girlbosses when Nasty Gal faced multiple discrimination lawsuits from former (female) employees.

I think they offer that! But it’s called Republican assisted homicide.

does this mean we can all get Trumpcare for the price of an iPhone?! Healthcare solved.

But like, none of this matters, right? Because the GOP doesn’t give a shit? I’ll consider this news when they actually do something about it.

I learned from a very young age that I wasn’t ever going to get what I wanted. Not because we were poor, but because my parents always told me ‘no’ (because we were poor). Eventually I just learned to stop wanting things.

am I crazy, or is that Rashida Jones at 3:13?