Dear Stance Culture,

definitely, objectively, factually, quantifiably, unquestionably wrong.

you’re wrong. the lines on the outside are terrible.

*To what place do you most want to drive?

Could we not taint Jalopnik with links to Jezebel? Especially when they try to claim Game of Thrones “got terrible this year”, as you put it? Or South Park, in its greatest season ever. I know you’re all under the same banner here, but you don’t have to remind me.

Whether or not it’s a game, Trump is just about the worst possible person suited for the position. His answer was terrible. It wasn’t even an answer.

Good lord, if you thought this retarded bumbling abortion of an answer on Trump’s part was “playing the game well”, I sincerely hope you’re nowhere near weapons for the sake of our country’s security. At least not dangerous ones, which in your case I would assume includes scissors, or maybe rubber bands.

Why would you censor “ass”?

never seen a lambo before, dude?

This dude’s a potatard.

You know that verbal contracts are enforceable as well? Not everything has to be in writing.

Why not use retarded? The responded without reading the article - he seems pretty retarded.

It’s “an fat” ugly piece of shit? It’s almost as ugly as your grammar, bro!

where’s the whiskey cabinet in there?

How about no? I’ve lost two friends to alcoholism, and this type of pandering is what enabled them to keep drinking. It’s a conscious choice. If he’s stupid enough to squander his success on something as ridiculous as alcohol abuse, he deserves the punishment. A hard stance is what his immature ass needs.

“I’m hoping that when Shelby gets their hands on the GT350R they let the engineers lose and turn the volume up to 11.”

You crossed out the wrong word.

Not everyone who enjoys going around the curves likes fart can exhaust and cambered out wheels. As a lifelong fan of muscle cars, I’d take the GT350R over the Hellcat in a heartbeat.

Good question. It’s a simple fix.

Actually, it should read Special Operations Aviation Regiment.