“Focusing more on what it can do”...typical Trumpian nonsense speak that translates into “fuck off, ka-ching!”. How about opening a new factory in Palookaville, Rust Belt USA and paying your legal American citizens a real living wage, Princess Wiggles? Or is that just more of daddy’s make-believe chatter? She can…

No people don’t realize what is happening because, instead of being educated and informed on the situation, they hear DeVos and the Heritage Foundation say “Failing public schools....something, something...parent choice....something, something....free market competition......something, something.....lazy union thug…

Depends on how old they are. For years, no matter how much you tell them to leave you alone, they’ll come running in there periodically to either show you a drawing or come crying that their sibling punched them in the head or something. Even if you lock the door, they’ll just bang on it until attention is given.

What? You’re expecting the ultimate born-with-silver-spoon-in-mouth oblivious daughter to actually care? Get real.

This reminds me of a part of Tom Segura’s stand up routine about people bringing babies to the movie theater:

You might just have what it takes to work in a movie studio continuity department. It’s that attention to detail away from the main action that separates the amateurs from the real professionals.

Jeet, jeet, jeet...

Has anyone considered that Brazilian players jerking people off might be a solution to the country’s abandoned stadium woes?

Why does the white guy have mismatched flipflops? Also, Why does he have his underwear on despite being soaped up in the shower? So many questions.

Such a shame. I always like stories to have a happy ending.

“Hey, Rick, can you take care of this file for me?... What are you watching?”

Come on man, even 3rd Division players know that you’re never supposed to use your hands.

And even as corrupt as he was, he still managed to be an effective president. His embarrassment was short-lived, whereas Trumplethinskin’s a daily, nay, hourly embarrassment.

It’s funny how by modern Republican standards Richard Nixon would be considered a dirty, hippy, commie, liberal.

Actually, my brainwashed or paid Russian friend, government is precisely the answer.

The mentality (at least publicly) of climate change deniers is seen in Trumps dumb-ass Tweet: namely, that somehow this is all made up and will only serve to hurt the economy as we are forced to pay more taxes on carbon, and then forced to use “unreliable” sources like solar and wind.

Surprised this stuff didn’t start week 1 considering that’s when Trump started campaigning for 2020. All it’s going to take for them is to find a single case of legit voter fraud and they’ll do everything in their power to shore up 2018 with suppression.

Fun fact: Russell Westbrook, James Harden, and Kevin Durant were once all on the same team.

Those are . . . those are real tweets? An at least semi-respected publication with decades of print history actually used “vajazzled”?

SI Swimsuit Issue, For the classy dad or when you want to leave your house-guests some casual jerkoff material in your bathroom.