“I mean, I know I instinctually clench my asshole every time I hear or see this putz”

I was just musing on that!— He still has a kind of shiny baby face, and yet he still looks decrepit and threadbare. My theory was that it was the longstanding combination of conservative thought, hatred, evil, and cinnamon gum.

Hey you try being regular when you swallow that much gum.

I wouldn’t have used “rectified” in my letter in this situation.

Now we know what to call him. Thanks, Sean.

Class of ‘93? He looks like he’s 60 years old!

Har-har. When you’re trying to raise twins in a small 1000 square feet apartment and you’re old and fortunate enough to have some savings, you might take the night nurse option. Very pricy and not something we’ll be able to do much longer, but it’s been massively helpful in these early weeks!

Sure the night nurse was impressed, but what of the butler, chef and groundskeepers?!

idk. flying raccoon (aka tanooki) mario > cape mario

Google. Educate yourself.

On the bright side now I have a legitimate reason to hate Pewdiepie.

I’m ignorant on this, don’t watch his channel and this is the first story about this I’ve read, but let me understand.

Explain, go on. How and why is this funny?

Not disputing or objecting to any of this.

That’s what I’m talking about. They need each other because one is order and the other chaos. It is not sexual. At all. Ever. Believing it’s sexual is like being one of those supernatural fanfiction people. Someone can be important to you without you wanted to have sex with them.

It’s easy:

That’s a fun theory, but not supported by any of the movies. It’s more of a yen yang dynamic than sexual attraction. They need each other because they’re opposites. If I had it my way, neither Batman nor Joker would have any kind of love interest.

So you just turned the Lego movie into Gaygo?