Har-har. When you’re trying to raise twins in a small 1000 square feet apartment and you’re old and fortunate enough to have some savings, you might take the night nurse option. Very pricy and not something we’ll be able to do much longer, but it’s been massively helpful in these early weeks!

Sure the night nurse was impressed, but what of the butler, chef and groundskeepers?!

idk. flying raccoon (aka tanooki) mario > cape mario

Google. Educate yourself.

On the bright side now I have a legitimate reason to hate Pewdiepie.

I’m ignorant on this, don’t watch his channel and this is the first story about this I’ve read, but let me understand.

Explain, go on. How and why is this funny?

Let’s clarify something here real quick for the folks crying “but mah Free Speech!”

The First Amendment only indemnifies you from government retribution for speech that does not cross into criminal territory (inciting a riot, shouting “fire” in a crowded theater, etc). In other words, you can say, “Government…

Not disputing or objecting to any of this.

That’s what I’m talking about. They need each other because one is order and the other chaos. It is not sexual. At all. Ever. Believing it’s sexual is like being one of those supernatural fanfiction people. Someone can be important to you without you wanted to have sex with them.

It’s easy:

The school declined to respond to WSBTV’s inquiries about the situation, telling the news station that the police would handle it. The sheriff’s office was involved, according to the news station.

That’s a fun theory, but not supported by any of the movies. It’s more of a yen yang dynamic than sexual attraction. They need each other because they’re opposites. If I had it my way, neither Batman nor Joker would have any kind of love interest.

So you just turned the Lego movie into Gaygo?

But also...............why is Walt Disney even included?!

I’m kind of curious to know that teacher’s justification for including Walt Disney, tbh. 

“Walt Disney”? Isn’t it known he was sexist, anti-semitic and racist? “The school is privately owned” - and now it becomes evident why DeVos will be a disaster. Private schools can do whatever they want, with little oversight, just like our system has been rigged so private companies can fire you for any reason they…

I don’t have that many friends.

Oak looks like he could probably go out and grab 12 boards in a game tomorrow.