“Well kids, this guy on the internet has out fathered me. Guess I’ll go out for milk and cigarettes and never return.”

I love posts like these :)

Reading Spicer’s comments gave me a mental picture of Trump sitting in a darkened Oval Office with his head on the desk sobbing uncontrollably.

4. 2 men, 2 women. Then he’ll start holding the press conferences himself.

How many press secretaries do you think he’s going to run through in the first year?

Never in my adult life has it occurred to me to call another adult a baby...but Trump is a freaking baby. Holy hell!!!

I’ll have to go find my tiny violin.

Life is just so hard when you’re a billionaire in charge of the most powerful country on earth. I’ll have to go find my tiny violin.

Aww, Donny, are you having a rough day? Do you need a nap before you have to put on your big boy pants and GOVERN THE FUCKING COUNTRY LIKE AN ADULT?