His lawyer is even trying to get him off on this one too!

I just feel sad hearing this.

Wow, this guy just can’t stop killing people. 

I don’t think I like these apples at all.

Pretty sure it was his WAR that landed Thames in Korea too.

Producer: Good God!

You gotta admit, the change from carrying the helmets to wearing them is probably a net positive.

Holy shit mate give it a rest.

The KKK never really took off in Arizona as it’s a lot of letters to remember.

You mean the “money” in the concussion “fund?”

Goodell must be a master negotiator to get $40M for persuading TV networks to air professional football games.

Should have stayed in the box and let it come to him. Why did he have to gopher it?

“99% of athletes go pro in something besides sports,”

“Finally! A story about MAML’s getting fucked over on ice!”

Alternative headline:

Man, imagine these guys announcing Cavs-Rockets. “Harden for three—no good. Ah, he couldn’ care less, he’s having a ball, loves life and exercise.” “Out of bounds, they’re reviewing to see who touched it last. Doesn’t really matter, does it.”

I truly needed that calm Brit to politely guide me through the proceedings. Let’s all be thankful El Niño is stable, and that Ray Hudson wasn’t doing the color commentary (“...a tragisteeeeerial collision!”).

Might as well finish what Sherman started, right?