Probably. But then again we’re just assuming that someone changed their mind in three days. Three day waiting period is fine by me, for the record. I think the big rift in this country is between rural life and city life. In the former, people grow up with guns only being associated with recreation. In the latter,…

“Gun safety” is making sure you handle your gun in such a way that you only kill other people on purpose.

How oddly appropriate that Snyder has chosen to leave behind him a trail of tiers.

When Dan Snyder, Horse Fucker, was reached for comment, he could not come to the phone because Dan Snyder was too busy fucking a horse, because Dan Snyder Fucks Horses.

Even worse, they’re being driven to Oklahoma’s football stadium.

Sepp Blatter’s not looking for the cure
Sepp Blatter’s not concerned about the sick among the pure.
Sepp Blatter, let’s go dancing on the backs of the bruised.
Sepp Blatter’s not one to choose

That first sentence gave me anxiety.

American rock band KISS skipped it on its tour in the region, for instance.

And yet somehow *I* was the mediawhore/distraction.

Glad to see Scooter taking this in stride, but it would have been a lot more fitting if he had moped.

Stick to sports Jeff. Why do you need to shove golf down our throat? Can we go back to talking about discrimination?

According to a statement released this afternoon by the council, Lafferty did not properly disclose the bounty, which included an RGIII signed football and an all-expenses paid trip for her and her family to see the team lose to the New York Giants in November.

It’ll never not be funny to specify that Washington lost games in these article, rather than just simply stating what team they played against. That’s some quality shade.

I'm speculating here, but I think the reason Mourinho let him go is that he prefers bigger, more physical attacking players.

Almost like he gave the guy a job, then took it back. Like some kind of....Giving TakeBacker

"The small town on the west side with a dream." This guy kills it every year. I want to invent an award so we can give one to him.

"We had a military academy, but we just fast forwarded through that."

And the explanation for that rise in autism, the simplest one that is the standing embodiment of Occam's Razor, is that doctors simply became better at diagnosing it. No mass conspiracy, no shadowy suppression of the truth, just a better understanding of autism, incorporating more syndromes in the autism spectrum, and…

Fuck the NFL. They take themselves too seriously.

Walker, Ex's Anger.

To give some background here: Uzbekistan recently got eliminated from the Asian Cup by South Korea. Uzbekistan actually had a nice nil-nil tie going into extra time, and then gave up two goals. In the lead up to the match, Russian rags did some hot-takes of how the Uzbek team was much better and how they had a…