He was Gardenfired becuase the Twins had too many Tlosses.

Williams hasn't actually played at Texas since 1999, so it's doubtful that this news will phase him too much.

For it to be a 2, it would have to be both upside down and inverted. Y'know, like Darren Rovell's head relative to his ass.

Once upon a season dreary,
while I pondered a weak secondary
And dreams of many quaint and curious playoffs of forgotten lore
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came thunder clapping,
As of reporters fap fap fapping, fapping at Ray of yore
What murder? Sell some jerseys! Bilk the fans! Forget the gore!

I think he was just scared that finger gun was real

Well, technically only OTL sat down with Snyder. Dan remained standing.

Collusion was what poisoned the relationship and was 100% the fault of the owners.

A long season is awesome if you have a short playoff. Having the best record in the league after 162 games means something. It's not something that's going to be determined by a couple of fluky plays causing an inferior team to steal a game or two the way that the NFL season can be. It's the expanded playoffs that…

Say what you want to about Sears and their financial woes—the Portrait Studio is churning out masterpiece after masterpiece.

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The All-Ireland Football Final is the premier sporting event in Ireland attended by more than 80,000 people every year (more would go but that's the capacity of the stadium). A few years ago, they put in new turf and a lot of the players and fans were complaining that there was too much "bounce". I was at the final…

nothing witty to say. I just love the grand tours and appreciate the article.

I place the blame squarely on the arrogant, rich bastards behind the Crash Out, Cash Out incentive, in which ... oh wait I'm thinking about subprime mortgages again.

I was pretty disappointed they didnt have a moment of a silence,tribute or even mention tony in passing considering how much he meant to everyone around the league.The Padres just posted this picture on twitter with no caption, i thought it was a pretty tasteful tribute/dig at fox.

I miss Fox Soccer Channel, i dont know why they wouldnt have just continued that...,

Yeah, I feel like FOX is getting beaten up too hard. They've made mistakes, to be sure. Gus Johnson and soccer will not work (then again, The Internets seems to have turned on Gus, huh?) and their coverage of the 2010 Champions League Final full with Michael Strahan doing pre-game show bits was abhorrent, but there…

Roberto Martinez has been fantastic.

I clicked the send button on my message to Inaction Jackson and was about to return to the final chapter of my copy of "P" Is for Punter when a head full of blonde hair suddenly illuminated my dark corner of the locker room. She had legs longer than a goal post and a short skirt that ended just before her end zone.…