I thought I was tired of the Fallon lipsynch competition, but Emma came along and slayed it entirely. Her Ludacris rendition will stay with me

I think she's post-tour thin. People underestimate how hard a long, active touring schedule can be on the body, not to mention her being mother to a toddler on top. Lots of female stars come back off tour looking waaayy thinner than when they started (since they do more dance routines than men, generally speaking).

I lasted a little longer, but this is exactly my experience with it. I tried, put it down for a month, tried again. Confirmedly awful.

I couldn't even finish it I thought it was so terrible. I googled the ending and was glad to have saved the time. I've never done that with a book before or since.

I always assumed it's because he's dressing a little more conservatively as he gets older, which huge numbers of both men and women do naturally. He does still wear makeup, nail lacquer and an occasional heel from time to time.

Whatever about the thigh gap, can we talk about how Beyonce seems to be ageing in reverse? It is now starting to freak me out a little, honestly. Is she stealing child souls?

I said it's a shame that people aren't taught how to clean themselves properly. Literally. There is nothing about what I said that is casting any shame, aspersions or judgement on people's genitals, whatever they are like. I'm sorry, but you are reading me wrong and I am not calling anyone out for their choices, their…

That is horrible, I don't envy you your profession in those instances. I guess if Dad doesn't have a foreskin, who's going to teach them?

Um, I didn't say I was? I've had great sex with men with foreskin and those without, which is not the point. I was saying that to be in a position of potential danger because of simple things like cleaning, just because you weren't circumcised, is shitty and preventable. Do what you want with your dick (within…

Excellent point - I hadn't considered how 'every day' these medical issues could be. Which raises an irritating point about responsible reporting, but that's for another day...

I'm sure that's true, but it's a shame in my opinion. Still, though, it shouldn't be hard to figure out once you're of an age, right? Especially if it's causing actual harm to your body. I'm hoping some awareness of the proper route to cleanliness is out there if circ rates are falling.

I've only ever heard of two uncircumcised foreskin problems (though I'm sure there's many) - non-retraction during puberty (ie the foreskin doesn't grow/expand to fit the adult penis properly as it grows), or problems related to extreme lack of cleanliness (which I've always hoped were mythic exaggerations).

I don't definitively, obviously, but it seems odd that it wouldn't be a known thing to society at large if it was a full 50%. That is an insane number.

half of all uncircumcised males will, over the course of their lifetime, develop some kind of medical issue related to their foreskin.

Haha, good to keep as a general rule, I agree. The paranoia of trusting the other person/technology/etc is too much to keep things light and fun, most of the time. Which is why I've only ever done it with my fiancé who is the only person I have slept with who I'm assured isn't at least somewhat of a douche.

Pretty sure her saying "Delete that video" is exactly what always happens. It is in my experience, at least - watching back is only worth it for giggles if something unintentionally ridiculous happened during. Listening back is the pits.

100% - I know it's hard to toe the line between making the point and being dismissive here, but I think there's a way to point out 'average' without making young women worry they might be less-than somehow

Yes, I understood the intent behind the sentence. And I fully agree with it. But "real" is not the word to normalise in this usage, since we will have to undo that bad habit further down the line.

Babble away, it's almost the weekend (Which I will use as an excuse for almost anything)

Haha, sorry. It's hard to see any other way since I know what it says - now it just looks like Meth. (it's a Shangri-Las lyric btw)