Make sure to let us know when you’re given consideration for any award.

Ahem, that’s “James Beard-nominated Publisher’s Weekly-starred bestselling cookbook author whackadoodle pseudoscientist”, thank you very much.

Nooooooooooo! You’ll be wringing out the stronger, astringent, tannic acid. Please never do this to your tea. Leave those harsher tannins behind and you’ll have a much better cup of tea and a much better Earl Grey Orangeade.

They could have been making haggis. Sweeny made pies.

Raise you a Dumpling Gun.

I mean, this must be about the guy who preyed on underage girls, right? Or maybe about his colleague, who sided with him when victims came forward?

I respect her for the utter lack of bullshit in what she’s putting out there. Zero regard for what any number of dirtbags might have to say about it. She’s right to take him to task for what he said and did. And she’s right about what he needs to do. That’s it. That’s all.

To paraphrase Hank Hill: “You’re not making exploitative capitalism better. You’re making Aspergers worse!”

It should make anyone sick, because he’s using his wealth to force himself into a comedy forum, on a public stage, then leads with an announcement of his condition, which is almost entirely designed to prevent any serious commentary on his above use of wealth to force himself into another space. 

Yes.  Courtney is great and I only want them to have the best in life.

You figured out the multi-layered conspiracy. Great homework, gumshoe! Maybe we should form some kind of group dedicated to this exposé of deep journalistic corruption. Call it... GamerFence.

But it is ALSO the three note motif of the iconic song “Maria” from West Side Story!

By your logic, your ex is allowed to sell any nudes they might have acquired from you over the course of your relationship.  Thankfully, the law doesn’t take this view, as Meghan’s copyright argument is the same tactic people use to get revenge porn taken down.

There’s a difference between thinking of something and bringing it up when you know it’s just a distraction.

So your main takeaway from her post is that she writes funny, not that there was some (at the least) creepy shit going on that they had to make a rule like that in the first place? She was like 14 years old.

Oh my god I am shaking my head on this one. I think David Hogg pretty much sums it up here:

She doesn’t sound outraged.

What kind of goalpost dance is this

Does anyone take them seriously?