... okay, Kotaku fans, let’s get into it.

They should!

I can guarantee you non of the people making bonuses off of this game are the ones affect by crunch. The ones getting the bonuses are the one implementing the crunch. That’s why they get the bonuses.

Video games want so much to be like movies in every respect, except when it comes to their labor practices.

This is all very scummy and worth writing about. I question whether a review of Cyberpunk 2077 is the right place to do it. People are looking for a review of the GAME, not the PUBLISHER.

It was awesome. Sort of a Sloppy Taco Joe.

I would have you know that my late father invented butter on pop tarts (as well as butter on brownies, butter on already buttered garlic bread, and butter on buttered noodles, butter with popcorn, etc.). Don’t give that fuck MacFarlane any credit just because he can write a jingle like a 12 year old.

I think we can all agree that cherry is the worst. Blech.

Typo. You misspelled “Brown Sugar Cinnamon” throughout.

Considering the Catholic Church’s treatment of women, I’m astounded that they think they have any say on what we do with our bodies. It’s the ultimate irony, and I wonder how many Catholic women adhere to that crap today.

Fuck this guy...

Mr. Roosevelt, this is a Wendy’s.

Cardi B’s success does not put a limit on the success of other black women.

Pour one out for Chris Persons. The powers that be just canned him.

If the director isn’t even remembering to direct one of the actors in the scene, she’s not an actor or a person but a cardboard cutout. If that’s all they wanted to do they could just as easily have asked the set designers to build them something person shaped to put in the background.

given the recent chuckkkleheads who came up with the brilliant plan to wear poorly homemade Nazi flags on their faces to show us all how socialist Joe Biden is, I think “learning from history” is but one of many skills outside their grasp.

I mean, it’s been 155 years since they got their reb ass whooped and they still think they’re gonna rise...

This is good sprots coverage. I enjoy when The Slot covers sprots. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, I just wish G/O Media had a site dedicated to coverage of sprots.

This site has way too many advertisements now. Spanfeller is a herb. 

As a Scorpio I must inform you that this list is upside down, and you shall suffer my terrible vengeance. When I get around to it, I do things on MY schedule. *Dons cleavage bearing top, eyeliner*