“soft-boiled clitoris” might be the most disgusting string of words I’ve ever heard.

Oh no, force me to spend $6 and be treated to unlimited shitty, delicious mac & cheese pizza. Fuck you, fuck all of you. Cici’s rules.

Yo... fuck you and your soundly-based logic that is likely to happen and scares me to no end.

*sigh*

Do you think he’ll blame this on mercury poison as well?

(a show which, incidentally, revolved around a click of piggish Hollywood males)

They should market them as chill pills in Ohio. Already endorsed by gov kasich, rhymes with dick, for the ladies.

I can’t think of anything that encapsulates South Park more than a slider that refuses to commit in either direction.

If a genie gave me three wishes, I’d consider making one of them that Ivanka will have a feminist awakening and move to a hippie, lesbian, vegan commune in California, stop shaving her legs and pits and go back to her natural hair color. She would be loud, outspoken, smug and evangelical, as anyone who has recently…

I feel weird about all the fat-shaming comments I’ve been seeing on Jezebel since the Weinstein scandal broke. It literally has nothing to do with them being fat, and being fat has only a very tenuous relationship with self-control. It also seems quite a dangerous link to draw in cases like this, where an abuser’s…

she did have one unsettling conversation with her creator David Hanson at SXSW in 2016, in which he asked her “Do you want to destroy humans?... Please say ‘no.’” She replied, “OK. I will destroy humans.”

Chlorophyll, more like “BORE-ophyll” amirite?!

“This stuff isn’t knocking her out, and she’s looking right at me!”

It rendered her a vegetable.

The seedy underbelly of cheerful 50's suburban conformity has for decades fascinated filmmakers and approximately nobody else.

I’ve always thought Ivanka’s use of words was compelling interest sincerely.

you can do both.

I dismiss assholes. Don’t bother wasting your time writing anything. I dismiss on sight without reading what asshole rape-apologists have to say.

How many rapists have you worked for?

I’d love for one of them to just say it. Be goddamn honest for even a moment.

I heard in no particular order Cantonese, Mandarin, Farsi, Arabic, Hebrew, Korean, Spanish, and probably a few others that I can’t remember while I was in high school and at no point did I think it was distracting or dishonest. I just chalked it up to kids from similar backgrounds speaking to each other in a way that…