The guy that I had a HUGE crush on in high school and into college lent me this after I borrowed his entire BLAME! collection. It took me ages to finally watch it, I was thoroughly confused, but it did give me an excuse to talk to that guy a lot.

Forgot one:

Don’t kid yourself: that entire handshake was about the respective size of two men’s penises. It’s clear to me (I have a penis and therefore can speak to these things) that Macron had this planned: he was not letting go— watch as it’s President Dumbass who releases his shrimp fingers first— until he was sure that…

I can’t imagine if Ds take the House that they’d hand the reins over to Pelosi again after her last disastrous outing.

ETA: How your source link defines war crimes used in the article would make Clinton, Bush, and Obama war criminals as well.

I don’t want a former general as president. A life-long military man is substantially more likely to see military solutions as the best ones. When your tool is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.

Jason, please stop delaying games.

Actually, it has on a number of occasions. There’s a debate over whether it is assumed risk or not. California has ruled that they are assumed risks, but that’s not binding in the rest of the country.

“DON’T YOU KNOW WHO I AM??!”

I really think he could have been president someday but he decided to be a creepy perv instead. Shame.

Funny enough the photographer and designer behind that ad is a girl

This guy is so overrated. It wearies me.

Sick birn.

That will come in handy when she has to defeat Macbeth.

You know theres actually a semi apocryphal crusade called the children’s crusade, where the thinking was that they wouldn’t kill children in the holy land, so they were gonna take it back for christianity with a bunch of kids. Supposedly they made it to the mediterranean and this little boy who was their de facto…

Because the immortal children are what’s breaking the realism of your dragon flying-ass demigod game. Okay.

Had to put this here (it’s my favorite one):

My friend called him “Anime Bernie Sanders” and I haven’t stopped thinking of him as that since.

get the fuck outta here, YOSHIDA is an Earnest Politician and was genuinely very touching and heartwarming

I’d say “stop, you’re giving them ideas,” but actually I think that’s barely possible.