NFL game in which your team is really training for an off-season of tactical monster/demon fighting.

“Other teams might be skiddish about you.”

I have not enjoyed him since he foisted the insufferable Josh Molina on us.

Aaron Sorkin is genuinely the worst kind of liberal; he is so insistent that both he, and his fellow travelers, are neutral and color-blind that he repeatedly marginalizes women and minorities in an attempt to keep pretending that he’s the good guy and it’s those other guys that are the bad ones. Because if you keep…

I would have won the healthcare vote if you deduct the 3 million undocumented congressman who would have voted illegally.

Well, one is pushing 40 and the other actually looks like a college student.

Don’t hurt yourself on all of that edge.

What about snooker?

More like YamaGotcha, ami rite!

Aw, you used the Reddit Magic Phrase of the Week! You win a stuffed animal! Also, you do get the absurdity of you accusing someone else of “virtue signalling”, right, kid with the four fingers pointed back at him?

Heroism? Nah, seems like OP just doesn’t like Chapelle. Why are y’all comedy fans so damn serious about Chapelle? Dude was funny, still is kinda funny, but it’s 2017 - get some new material.

Nah.

While I think there is some validity to the idea that progressives are easier to offend (because they tend to not like ‘punching down’), but I don’t think they are beyond being comedically entertained... they just have different expectations.

Offensive isn’t the end of the conversation, it’s the beginning of analysis. In your mind, “offense” means the conversation is over. If you can’t handle it, don’t talk about it. Maybe you’re scared something bad will happen if you analyize someone’s words?

I was fine with “give Trump a chance.” Not so much with his suggestion that Trump didn’t admit to sexual assault, because grabbing women’s genitals without their permission is totally consensual if they keep their mouths shut afterward.

rich, you can say anything you want, as much as you want, about isabelle huppert, because boy, you have trans backs, and i got yours.

Protip: Rest your face

To be fair it’s an entire head of Romaine in an empty Country Crock tub