On curiosity I checked the preview of the new Kinja for this article. Oh god.

God I fucking hate the layout, I have no idea what benefit it's supposed to give. "Bridging the gap between article and comments?" What the actual fuck?

I really hate to be dismissive,

Women are socialized from a very early age to be indirect and to avoid giving offense to others, especially men, even when it puts other people's interests before their own. So they tend to deflect or offer soft "no's" instead.

Because of this:

"finally, what angry birds really needed....a passionate in depth storyline"

—-fucking no one, ever

It's like that scene in The Dark Knight where the guy in the courtroom tries to shoot Harvey Dent, except the gun that doesn't work is grammar.

come to Vita COME TO VITA DAMN IT WE NEED GAMES!

Despite not being in any sort of physical danger, Zimmerman still plans to shoot DMX.

Okay, the robot is cool and all that, but who is this sexy beast?

So you could say it'd be a case of vitality dentata?

It's tough to enjoy Persona 1 and 2 thoroughly if you started playing the series via P3 or P4. The PSP remake of P2:IS was well done, and would be the closest you will get to ALMOST P3/P4 vibe. Also set the music to remix.

Yea I'm sensing lolblackpeople and ew rap from that post. You don't say someone is barely literate out of the blue like that.

Or maybe he just isn't into high fantasy?

Persona 2 has not aged particularly well either.

Life as a game:
Endless hours of grinding for some worthless achievement or super-rare random drop.

It bugs me that could have easily had a female or person of color protagonist, but no, we get the same brown haired white male with stubble as always.

I'm going to eat so many chicken wings today that even my pussy will taste like chicken.

And I will avenge my brother's death by...vandalizing his grave site?