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Alas! Thanks for looking into it. It’s basically the ramyeon version of Chef Boyardee; probably not a great loss to the world, but I miss it!

Hey, Ramyeon-Knower: Did Ottogi stop manufacturing spaghetti ramyeon? I can’t find it anywhere. If so, is there a copycat product or recipe? It was such a cozy lazy meal when I was living in Korea; I’d love to nostalgia scarf some! 

The shittiness of “Troy” aside, I cannot imagine a living actor better suited to play Agamemnon than Brian Cox. Maybe if you aged Bryan Cranston up ten years?

I can’t speak to Craig’s intent (or Johnson’s! Or either of their actual experience with Southerners!), but I can tell you with pure certainty that there are people with southern accents who play them up to take advantage of the arrogant elite.

My grandpa used this technique (along with an eidetic memory) to grift a

Oh my God, somebody please make a movie where Don Johnson is a past-his-prime Joker who never managed to get Batman’s attention, and is now doing dinner theater in Reno and plotting the crime that will finally get him back in the REAL game. 

As long as Hahn has enough room to chew the scenery like Jamie Lee Curtis did in the first one, I’m okay with her being either the villain or an evil bystander who didn’t actually do *this* murder. 

I’m so glad it brought you some comfort, and I hope it brings great joy to your son and his partner. 

It can be even worse. I met my fiance on the cesspool of Reddit. (Back when it was truly horrible. Jailbait and all those communities with ethnic slurs in the title weren’t banned yet.) 

We aren’t here, either. I loathe her, and I’m supposed to be a centrist. 

A vegetarian dolsot bibimbap, soju and cider cocktails, and a perfectly ripe fuyu persimmon.

And I could have it tonight if the movers hadn’t broken my dolsot. D: 

Juk without condiments.” You just made a whole sad story in three words!

For now.

I like them, as long as the restaurant isn’t too crowded. (I go at off hours.) I have a fucky knee that hurts like hell if the seating is the wrong height, but with a banquette I can usually discreetly put my knee up and save myself an hour of pain.

Uh. You have identified a problem, but fixed on a wrong detail. 

And Colin Jost would know an utter creep! (The bit about Gaetz was funny as hell, though.) 

If you can’t find kimchi ramyeon, you can cook a little chopped fresh kimchi to the bottom of the pot, stir-fry quickly, then add your water and noodles. This will add both salt and spice (though not as much as the packet, on either front), so ease up on the powder a little.

For the egg, how do you like your egg

If the noodles are mushy and dissolve in your mouth, you’ve overcooked them and it’s game over. You’ve just committed a cardinal sin and insulted the Korean flag.

This was actually a plot point in Margaret Atwood’s Oryx and Crake trilogy. Humans grew non-sentient chicken bits masses in vats, which actually seems like a net positive.

(We also made hogs that could grow human organ replacements, but fucked up and made them smart. It went poorly for us.)

Everyone else kind of HAS to roll with it, though. For the Olympians of Zeus’s generation, he saved them from an eternity of being digested by Chronos. For the younger ones, filicide certainly runs in the family! And, excluding Hestia, the others are all assholes too — look how nominally-benevolent Athena treated

You can make a perfectly serviceable NOLA-style cafe au lait by pouring the milk into your cup, microwaving it until it smells a little like toasted nuts, and then adding hot coffee. As it cools, you might need to skim the milk protein off the top with a spoon.