So are they, like, delicious? 

I got a real spicy take over here: I think the president tweets too much. 

As far as apologizing for fucking it up goes, this feels pretty good, no? 

That’s a heel who’s wearing heels. 

Good to know Blizzard no longer wants my American dollars. 

Great to see Ego Nwodim getting some screen time!

My awful cousin loves them. He called me a bitch the day I was diagnosed with cancer.

I assume the rest are purchased for the Bad Place? 

Bibimjjang also might be a good option for you -- it’s the prepared gochujjang that’s added to bibimbap. 3:1:1:2 of gochujjang, sweet vinegar, sesame oil, water. 

“Unrest” is a flawed but lovely RPG set in ancient India! 

Thank you!

Thank you!

Jerry, I’m so glad you’re well!

I’m gonna watch it for the first time tonight! I want high-fives, and also possibly hugs? 

As a nervous flyer, it’s my great joy to preposterously overtip (30-40%) airport bartenders. You are doing a public service. 

Because if there’s anything feminism is about, it’s shaming women and limiting their choices. Great job, Not Buying It! 

Waaaaaaaaaaaaa I was fired for being a gargantuan asshole to someone I’m supposed to educate and enrich, whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. 

I’m not sure which is the more irresponsible journalismisming from this weekend: 60 Minutes giving MBS 15 minutes of propaganda freebies, or Fox letting Miller’s hideous visage sear itself into our retinas. 

That’s Bowen Yang, promoted out of the writer’s room. He’s very funny online, I hope he has a lot of screen time this year. 

You were a rad 7th grader.