I’m not sure which is the more irresponsible journalismisming from this weekend: 60 Minutes giving MBS 15 minutes of propaganda freebies, or Fox letting Miller’s hideous visage sear itself into our retinas. 

That’s Bowen Yang, promoted out of the writer’s room. He’s very funny online, I hope he has a lot of screen time this year. 

You were a rad 7th grader. 

My generous-hearted sister calls this a “reader’s vocabulary” and complements people for learning beyond the words they’ve heard spoken. 

There’s only room in my brain for one foreign language, so I apologized with “mianhamnida” in France and asked for the newspaper with “le journal, s’il vous plait” in Korea.

When I was a first grader, I didn’t understand the difference between an inscription in a book and an author’s autograph.

So I told everyone in the class my grandmother was Beatrix Potter.

It has been 25 years, and I still cringe thinking about the unraveling.

Thanks very much!

You need to play the goose game, though, for real

Would you be so kind as to help me? I have a deep horror of surgical mutilation, and I was afraid that would be a plot point in Mankind Divided, based on the trailer. Has it been part of the game, as far as you’ve experienced it? 

Since this king died of a surfeit of peaches and beer,

Somewhat nonsensically, I find the idea of hailing a car through my phone rude.

Dean Baquet is the worst NYT executive editor since Jill Abramson. 

I just like scams, and trying to guess if I’d fall for them. This one, Scientology, that thing where they put slivers of goat testes in your balls to cure erectile dysfunction? Nah. Theranos? That bitch would’ve gotten me! 

I thought “Hey, I’m bad at math, why don’t I click on this and see if it’s at least plausible nonsense.”

Reader, that is some aerosolized fucking stupid. It burns the nostril hairs and coats the back of the throat with something acrid. 

I was really afraid you were going to say “Ronald Reagan cosplay” for a second. 

“I like what she had to say, but I still think she’s—sorry—a bitch,” said a 56-year-old Trump supporter.

According to UNCF research, HBCU graduates borrow nearly twice as much—$26,266 on average—than non-HBCU students.

The correct spelling is y’all. It is a contraction of “you” and “all.” The contracted letters are from “you.” “Ya’ll” is a contraction of “ya” and “will” (as in you’ll) and has no application here. 

Also if this show ends with Sophie Turner being eaten by a bear, House Mormont will finally have its just desserts. 

Quibi Island knows no queen but the Queen in the North, whose name is STARK.