Try making batches of things that can turn into other things, or prep ingredients that can become multiple entrees! My big batch of pasta sauce is tomato soup by the end of the week, and I can chop the same shit up for fajitas and stir fry and tom kha.

Basically cook entrees that can turn into soups, I guess is what…

You’re going to need those snacks when you’re locked away in Red Mountain for a few centuries. (Sorry, I love your username!)

Your take on pickled mushrooms is correct, but your beet opinion is not to be discussed in polite company.

Hello. Welcome to the joke. This is the joke. Breathe it in, get to know it. 

Congratulations, Gamergate, you’ve finally achieved your final evolution and become the mutaween. 

Capitalism and Patriarchy go hand-in-hand, but Patriarchy has a lot of other partners on his dance card. 

There’s only one property brother. He’s just jumping back and forth very quickly. 

You could by having an acupuncturist place needles in areas that aren’t significant in acupunctural practice, although the only strategies I can think of to double-blind it wouldn’t hold up in the IRB. 

Please do tell us the outcome! I am rooting for this to succeed probably more than is rational. 

I work with data science for a living, and the data suggests that no “woo” treatments (like reiki and acupuncture) work.

Regardless, acupuncture makes me feel better every single time, and that affords me a material life benefit.

Pay for what helps you, not what “should” work. 

I click on SNS for your minou updates. Jezebel should pay you. 

I understand a conflicted reaction, but at the bottom of it, having an ethical code shouldn’t be a luxury exclusive to the comfortable. 

I found it emotionally traumatic when I had to break my nonreligious vegetarianism due to health needs. This isn’t an exclusively religious/irreligious issue. 

Additional footage of Boris being handed his ass. 

It’s why I grew up to be Jeff Bezos! 

What kind of fucked-up individual wants to think about a 14-year-old’s nudes, anyway?

Dangling participles are the most dangerous game. 

Here’s why I love Monopoly: My grandpa, who learned to set dice as a Marine, would usually cheat the whole family to make sure I won. I treasure that memory by playing Monopoly today.

But you’re absolutely right, it’s an ass game.

The cats are a metaphor. The cats are Bret Stephens. 

Thank you! I’m very curious if the later game ameliorates the sense of colonizers gonna colonize.