Then my Kamala-supporting ass will vote for him with one hand while holding my nose with the other. But during this glorious primary season, I’d like to remind everyone that Joe Biden is a useless fuckin bawbag made superficially acceptable only because of his association with a much better presidential candidate.

Oh, excuse me; I shouldn’t have imputed that opinion to you.

I think it might be a bit naive to assume that what Davidson says on SNL is his genuine personal/emotional life. He works with a team of writers, including Che and Jost, who are expert at crafting personas; his vulnerability might be a sham. Based on the way…

A lot of people seem to feel this way, as though Pete Davidson didn’t have a talent worth keeping him around on its own merits, without the drama. I don’t really get that. I think he’s extremely talented, even if he isn’t a perfect fit for sketch comedy. That ridiculous “Game of Thrones” rap was the highlight of the…

Yeah, I wouldn’t want to work for the guy; just pointing out there’s some nuance to the douchebaggery. It’s awfully paternalistic to say that someone with mental illness shouldn’t be allowed to perform at the peak of their profession because of the potential fragility, though. 

In the slenderest of defenses, Lorne Michaels seems like he’s trying his damnedest to prevent another Belushi/Farley tragedy with Pete Davidson. Davidson told an anecdote on Jimmy Fallon about how Michaels took him to Jamaica for New Year’s for no real reason. 

I came down here to rage about how it’s gonna be “Juice” or I’m going to burn down music, but I got distracted from my shitposting by how handsome Idris Elba is.

His face is, like, empirically perfect. 

I adore AOC but I can’t stand the fact that she doesn’t distinguish between an em-dash and a hyphen on Twitter.

Is this what Biden enthusiasts mean when they bitch about “candidate purity tests”?

I still love Chris Pratt -- mostly because I haven’t watched him in anything since Parks and Rec -- but he’s an utter tryhard, and Dr. Jones is the opposite of that. 

I don’t, but thank you for the suggestion!

Political correctness may be in vogue with college students who cannot fathom why people don’t take their gender studies curriculum seriously, but not with fighter pilots.

I love having Topo Chico rip my face off

I just wish I didn’t have to drive to Mexico to get it :(

the extremely political reasons why the Trump administration wants to add a citizenship question to the 2020 census, and the central role he played in urging the administration to do so. Turns out it’s really all about gerrymandering!

You should cross-post to Kotaku, get a bunch of very horny replies from Mass Effect fans. 

“Economic anxiety”! No flagrant sexism here!

Is it tastier buying at peak, then freezing, than it is buying frozen? 

Mitchell and Webb being flawless as usual. 

Buy frozen mangoes. They’re cheap as hell compared with fresh and make you stop sweating for like two goddamn seconds when you eat them half-thawed. 

From the photographer’s Insta:

“I empathize with any discomfort that this situation has caused to anyone involved.”

Counterpoint: To the last I grapple with thee; from hell’s heart I stab at thee; for hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee. Sink all coffins and all hearses to one common pool! and since neither can…

Good pick, that shit is delicious! I’m also a sucker for Dragoon IPA. 

Papago Brewing Company, based in Scottsdale, makes an Orange Blossom wheat beer with a strong hit of vanilla that I love with a li’l scoop of vanilla ice cream for dessert. I’m not sure if it’s available outside the Grand Canyon State, though.