To me that still doesn’t explain why the Night King felt the need to prioritize Bran, though. He’d certainly have to kill Bran eventually, but I don’t understand why he’d give up a tactical advantage and make himself vulnerable unless there was something more specific he needed or wanted to learn. 

Correct! Edited, thanks. 

Dolorous Edd, Beric Dondarrion, Ser Jorah, Lyanna Mormont, Theon, Melisindre, the Night King, possibly Ghost, possibly Grey Worm.

I’m hoping a big piece of the next three episodes is Bran explaining what he knows about the Night King, and what the Night King wanted to learn from him.

I’m really grateful for the glimmer of humanity we got to see in Bran in his words to Theon!

The rest of the claims are probably horse hockey, but there’s no defecation as comfortable as the day-after-kombucha shit

When I saw “the E word” I knew for sure you must be Irish, Scottish, Welsh, French, Indian, Pakistani, Chinese, German, Palestinian, Sri Lankan, South African Boer, Burmese, Egyptian, Sudanese, Nigerian, Kenyan, Argentinian, Spanish, or Iraqi.

Man, England gets around.

You sound rad.

Really? You think women dominate unsolicited political advice? That is a spicy take I will take seriously when Berniebros get the fuck off my twitter feed.

Oh, fuck off, Dwayne. 

I think his ongoing efforts to usurp the Democratic Party nomination system makes him Chaotic Neutral.

Cardi has been explicit that she got it from the Kardashians, who got it from Laganja Estranga and Alaska Thunderfuck, who probably got it from Laura Bell Bundy, who seems to have gotten it from Kenan Thompson.

Given that Cardi lifted “okurrr” from people with more creativity and worse branding than she has, I think she’s exactly the Thomas Edison of okurrr. 

Mexican-style pickled jalapenos and carrots. Spicy and sour enough to cut the fat from the burger, with enough pretense of being healthy to dodge guilt.

I am disappointed that they have taken steps to remedy the problem. If you go to a Playboy Club, you deserve dreadful service. 

My Korean local won’t give me the goods unless I order it “Korean spicy, not American spicy.” 

The only possible explanation for that accent is that Groundskeeper Willy and Jack Nicholson in The Depahted taught him to speak.

What American calls them “knickers”? What Brit says “ass” instead of “arse”?

I am 300% certain that Tony was named Tyrone in the first draft.

None of us have grown up to be serial killers.

At least, none of us have gotten caught. 

When I was in middle school, circa Scream II, it was very in vogue to write elaborate short stories about all your friends getting murdered by a serial killer, with yourself as the Final Girl. Writing the “coolest” death for your friend was a high compliment. I hope these kids are just having the same gristly impulse,…

I try not to take advice about education from the ineducable. It’s “you’re,” babydoll.