See, this is why I don’t go out into the sea (even on a boat).

Peppermint bark is so easy to make; I don’t understand why anyone would want to forego the pleasure of hammering the shit out of some candy canes.

I like a nice cup of coffee, and one time I had a burger with both bacon AND peanut butter on it (DELICIOUS), and I love some really nice fried chicken, and I drink fancy beer because american lagers are disgusting.

I love Richard Ayoade enough that this could pull me back in. Maybe. We’ll see.

His consistent misuse of your/you’re is admirable.

Now I’m freeeeeeeeeeeeeee.....free fallin’.

JFC, how hard did he throw that ball?

....kay

OF COURSE this happened in Santa Clara.

Maybe if we all stop paying attention to him, he will go away.

I was thinking the same! But I guess a lot of folks drink wine with dinner regularly. (I probably would too, if it didn’t trigger migraines.)

Grant is fantastic!!

He was probably hangry. Baggs gets extra loopy when he runs out of food.

IKR! If only Giants fans would stick around past the 7th inning and stuff! Jerks.

Baggs is a gem; I always enjoy his writing.

As a fellow life long Broncos fan, I say YESSSSS, to this entire comment.

UGH.

I spent my formative years living in both SLC and Denver, so I was of course raised a Broncos fan. This was back when the Broncos kept going to the Super Bowl and getting their asses handed to them, until suddenly they managed to “defy expectations” and beat Green Bay that one time. (And then Atlanta the following…

As a Broncos fan (yeah, I know), I have a deep-seeded hatred for the Seahawks from their AFC West/Brian Bosworth days (That’s right, 12's; they used to be an AFC team!!)

I was in Seattle for like two days last October. I saw about fourteen Seahawks jerseys before I’d even left the arrival gate. The guy at the rental…

OMG Chris O’Dowd yaaaasssssss