Fucking Top Gun. All I ever did was nosedive into the ocean, honestly.

YES THIS.

It sucked that Moore didn’t get the no-no, but I will take the (very much needed) win. Here’s hoping this helps the team turn the corner (again).

The Force is strong with this one.

I hate to see this happen to anyone who loves what they do and has fun doing it. And ya gotta love a guy who pauses to snack on nachos mid-game.

Anytime I have ever been asked that question, it was cocaine-related.

DAMMIT GERALD - NOT THE FACE!!

BCRAAAAAAAAAAAW (this comment is useless, please keep it in the grey)

DAMMIT PENCE YOU JUST GOT BACK BE CAREFUL

Well that’s fine, he can continue to protect AT&T Park from ne’er-do-wells.

As a long time SF resident who hates those Google idiots AND the piles of sidewalk poop, I am really enjoying watching this team set itself on fire every season. Fuck Jed York; this is exactly the shit team he deserves.

Jake Lamb, aka, the dude who ruined the no-no Bum had going yesterday. :/

Judging by the number of Snapchat-filtered photos that are being posted on my Facebook feed, I’m gonna guess that the Olds have found it.

Honestly the best thing I have ever done with Facebook Messenger is delete it off my phone.

I don’t have a weird-ass made up name, but I do have an “unusual” (read: “ethnic”) name, and though I (now) love it, it is a huge pain in the ass. I have to spell it out constantly (it’s phonetic), I have to deal with the fact that lazy people simply refuse to say it correctly (coworkers), and there is always a long…

I love his awkward turtle-ness sfm

That race to find which empty seat the ball rolled under...

This reminded me of the baby monkey vid. (Sorry that song is stuck in your head now.)

This is the kind of shit that seems to always happen when we play the Padres. God, they must hate us SO MUCH.

Should probably build the ads before happy hour, as a general rule.