It completely makes sense to me that this happened off of the Padres.

Humboldt State Lumberjacks? Though it’s more of an...ultimate frisbee kind of school.

A racist, bigoted dickbag? In college football? That’s CRAZY.

That Bonnaroo McCartney set is still on the top of my list of best things I have ever seen. What a night.

*slow clap*

Every year we joke that this Even Year Bullshit (tm) isn’t real, and every other year, some really weird shit happens, and the Giants scrap together an unlikely series of impossible wins. It probably won’t happen again this year. Very likely it won’t. The odds say the last three even years were a fluke.

As I die-hard Giants fan, I couldn’t agree more. Vin is a legend.

(By the way, I have a new theory about Trump. You know how people joke about him being a liberal plant? What if he’s the opposite?! What if Republicans paid him to act all crazy and be the villain so that the real, eventual candidate with terrifying ideas looks sane and normal by comparison? Think about it! I AM NOT…

This is just great.

As a life-long Broncos fan, who literally cried when John Elway won his first Super Bowl, I just need to say that...I am so sick of looking at Peyton Manning. And that game was so boring and terrible. And Peyton Manning handled it so poorly. Dude, can’t you just pour six Budweiser’s on your face in the locker room, a…

Just one more thing for people to (literally) piss on, tbh.

Probably everyone, tbh.

I love Abrams’ adoring description of Ewan McGregor. If only Ewan could have had more of a role in this better film - he deserved more than what he got stuck with.

OMG that first one is terrifying! I’m definitely not sleeping tonight.

The NFL just keeps making it easier for me to stop watching.

People who start the wave at AT&T Park are the first to get sacrificed to the seagulls and/or McCovey Cove.

“Standing on the mound at Yankee Stadium was by far the most nervous moment of my presidency.”

This is basically how I operate a hammock, tbh.

Why Your Team Sucks - the San Francisco 49ers.