That might actually be an upgrade.

They booked Charlie Daniels once.

My small town booked 10,000 Maniacs after Natalie Merchant left.

I don't even like the band I've seen the most, but oddly enough a lot of my friends are fans of Phish, and well, hang out with a Phish fan long enough and you'll end up going to a few shows. One was a guy I met at work who bought tickets to 2 shows and a friend bailed, so I agreed. Another had a bachelor party in…

Ellen's such a fat girl's name.

That a fried chicken chain thinks they're known for making sandwiches? I know they sell them but if you played word association the sandwich would be somewhere behind any piece of chicken, Col. Sanders, a bucket, their biscuits and gravy, and explosive diarrhea.

“Can’t you just take a level one improv class?”

I…I do…crap, you're right.

Please understand that I'm on your side, but this isn't treason. We'd have to be at war with Russia, and the goal would have to be the destruction of America. I'll grant you, President Trump *would* hurt America, but in a way that's too indirect to be argued. Treason is a specific charge. This is really just unethical…

And Israel. Not two months ago Trump gave away Israeli secrets and jeopardized their operatives. And they've paid for more than a few political campaigns. All they have to do is pick up the phone if they feel that Trump is a danger to their stability. And they don't even have to ask for much. Just, "when it gets bad,…

"I've done the math and I can sell so many goddamn books using the 'I was a Republican but walked away because of Trump' angle. And I can still support all the same stuff I used to under the guise of telling it like it is. Hey, both parties are bad, right? See, I can say that but so many people will lap it up. Buy my…

I keep telling you that sucking the deli man's dick for food doesn't make you thrifty. It's how you get a reputation.

He wrote a long book of footnotes. Somebody is literally eating a physical copy. Thus far, this is the most interesting thing about his work.

Al Franken ran for Senator, which is still a huge role to fill, but not the leader of the free world. And he's done great work, but he's spent eight years proving himself. It's not the same as a novice running for President.

Average Yelp Review: "It's alright."

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I see no way in which it's fundamentally different than the old Yankee Stadium in terms of design. There's nothing aesthetically different. There were black seats, now there is a black space. The dimensions are roughly the same with the deep center field and the short right field porch. The old Yankee Stadium wasn't…

I will say terrible things about Loria and the Marlins, AND their garbage stadium. That thing is an eyesore and an homage to tackiness. And the people of the city should be charging with pitchforks and torches.
Also, Yankee Stadium is good. The sight lines are solid. It looks like a baseball field. They just have a…

I'm with you. And I think Colbert is very smart. But we have to stop joking about who should be president, because less restrained celebrities might pick up on how easy it would be to win. After Trump, we don't get to joke about this kind of thing anymore.