By the way, I'm fine with people liking Gatsby parties, but anybody who plans a Gatsby themed wedding should immediately file for divorce. The point of that book was not "Jay Gatsby held really great parties, because everything was awesome and he has a great perspective on love and romance."

Guys really went out of your way to avoid the Clueless reference here. I respect that.

Kickball sucks. It's both easy and boring. Come at me.
Also, I always played Pitch instead of Euchre (Upstate NY), which is close enough but different enough to make me fail horribly at Euchre, and for whatever reason, becomes nigh impossible to teach to anybody who knows Euchre.

I'm a simple man, so I'll go with any of the parties in Everybody Wants Some. I'll have to deal with college baseball players, who are dumb as hell, but there's loose Texas women who bottom out at 8 on the hotness scale. This is all with the understanding that by my being there, I am on the team and will have a decent…

Good news. You can probably make that happen. Dork.

Yeah maybe. Though there is a difference in that Trump has actual power. Like it or not he's going into history books, and he's so delusional that just being important is enough for him. I'm sure Trump loves the fact that he gets to be President, even if he probably doesn't love the gig itself. And he gets to say he's…

The boob cottage?

Still trying to follow the train of logic between "The schools are teaching the students that Trump is the next Hitler" to "…so of course they're going to try to ban guns." Because once we dastardly lefties ban guns, that's when we're gonna get you with something super scary. Better stock up on guns.

What's with everybody using 'penultimate' all of a sudden? It's something that I might have heard twice in 35 years, and then all of a sudden everybody in the last two years has decided that it's the only way they're going to say 'Next to last.'

I know. I'm biting my tongue with a lot of Hillary stans who suddenly love progressives. I'm telling myself that it doesn't matter how they embrace the new line of thinking as much as they do. Am I still a Bernie Bro or is that retired the way people were called Obama Boys in 2008?

If she is, she's top notch. I trust most of the things she says.

Me too. I'm at work and can't click on the video.

I know he's rich, but is it worth it to be Piers Morgan? He's used to the money by now. People adjust to wealth. It's just a part of his life. But so is constantly being roasted by everybody all the time. I mean it. My mom always used to say they laugh all the way to the bank, but at a certain point being hated by…

I believe they're called PWR BTTM

This is a big upgrade over his old job: Predicting spring on February 2nd.

It'd be funnier if instead of a Buick Regal he drove a Ford Falcon.

I just think people wanted to bang kids, and folks were cool with celebrities doing whatever.

I want to see an alternate Red Headed Son, where Jimmy is the one sent to Earth, has no superpowers, and gets the dogpiss beaten out of him every night by a bitter Jonathan Kent.

It was the 70's. People were strangely fine with celebrities banging children back in the day.

Adam West, Dean Cain, Nicholas Hammond, Cesar Romero, Lou Ferrigno, and as there hasn't been a good enough Punisher, I'm casting Nic Cage. Done.