I think it's cool that girls have a weird show that they can get super nerdy over. Has that happened yet?

Oh man. Nope. They hate that guy. Sorry you found out this way. That guy is a tool.

This is a bad argument for the backyard party for 2 reasons.
1) If you are socializing for a while and want to drink a few in the sun, you're going to feel better drinking 6 macros than you would drinking 6 IPAs.
But more importantly 2) anything beyond the 3rd beer at a party will be lost on compromised taste buds.…

I heard it when Daredevil came out.

If brand loyalty is all we're using I'm Negra Modello until the day I die.

Corona's not very good. But damn it, it's beer. Weak beer, but if it's all they've got at a backyard party, you're damn right I'm drinking it.

See, you're right, but that condescending attitude towards beer- Beer, that fun thing that gets you buzzed and should be appreciated in all forms- makes me willing to be wrong just so I'm not on your side. Mexican beers are great, so long as you appreciate them for what they do. This is like telling somebody, "Fuck…

Now you're going to call me an asshole for circumcising my dog, I bet.

You know how Americans watch foreign movies like The Raid instead of sophisticated foreign comedies or intense character studies? This is like that. Things are lost in translation, but spectacle remains spectacle.

As a tribute he will perform while absolutely bombed.

If the body slam happened a week ago, maybe something could have changed, but Quist needed to win the early vote which typically skews democratic, and he didn't. That the election day result matched the early vote suggests that the body slam may have turned a slaughter into a somewhat close result.

Jane and John Doe have to know that they're not cut out for stardom.

Early voting. If the majority of your states votes have already come in, and you were a pretty reliable favorite, you get to body slam dudes and win.

Well they just legalized beating your wife and kids.

You've been getting too deep into Erlich's medicinal. A Sarah Chalke type would never make a good Erlich Bachmann.

She's the only straight character on the show. Everybody else has a quirk. She's just a very competent employee who cares.

I don't think tripping while I'm in a room with a bunch of drag queens vamping is going to be the best time for me. It's super important to not feel like you don't belong when you're in that state.

If Thor were just for men, it wouldn't be sexist. It'd be stupid. You're turning away women who want to stare at a hot, blonde guy. That's bad business.

And who killed all the men at the Alamo? That's right. Santa Anna, which is a girl's name.

I saw his name on a poster for something called the Emoji Movie, but there's no way that's a real thing.