Really excited to see how that abacus comes in to play.

What if…[rips bong]…Mary is the real one and she's imagining Alice?

I spent a month in my mom's basement after college. Didn't plan ahead. Wasn't ideal but I had a little more space than my old room, a little more separation from the rest of the house. If you squint you can kinda, sorta pretend it's a studio apartment. I get why people who live with their parents would opt for the…

You can find other congressmen and lie about where you live.

"Congressman, answer the question: Are you a Tyrion or a Cersei? (I got the Hound, by the way)"

Of course I'd only use it to listen to podcasts. "Whoa. It sounds like Ira Glass is coming right at me."

Man, that Thanksgiving when Bert brought his roommate Ernie over must have been wild.

What if it peed on them?

Okay, man. Thousands of years of art criticism, gone, because this generation doesn't like having to come to terms with whether the things they like are artistically good or bad. Got it.

"You want to know how I got these scars?"
"You drew them on?"
"I drew them on."

I suppose it is elitist. Leave it to 2017 for elitism in the arts to somehow be a bad thing. All you're really saying is that his fault is for trying to be an expert on every musical genre rather than specializing in one or two. It's a question of scale, and the movie gives artistic license because we don't really…

I think it's more important than ever that there be some people who can actually articulate why something is or isn't good. There's way too much of this "Hey, I like what I like" going on, and as Simon Pegg has pointed out, it's kind of devolved to where my generation is locked in perpetual infancy. We'll never…

Me?

Wanted to say California didn't vote for Nixon, but whoops, they totally did. And Texas voted for Humphrey. And a third party candidate got 46 electoral college votes. Man, politics were weird in the 60's.

I own that Champion work out tank top. Wait, is that a GAY tank top? OHMYGOD.

That type of snob still exists, only he's interacting with everybody, all the time, on social media platforms.

Man, I don't think I could have handled John Cusack and Jack Black educating people over the finer points of funk and blues.

Gotta go slow down, moody cover of song in the trailer. Everybody knows that.

If his career kept being super successful he'd just grow into a dick eventually.

Right up there with somebody describing a proposal as "putting more money in your pocket."