Sure, but name one of those candidates who isn't a complete septic leak? Between the Zodiac killer, iCarly, Chris Krispy Kreme, Ben "No, I totally stabbed a kid" Carson, Kasich, and rest of the lot, there aren't a lot of proud choices involved. The absolute best case is either Rubio or yet another Bush. That's the…

It was a success in the way opening a shop and selling an empty "mystery box" for $10 is a success. Short term, yeah man. That's all profit. Long term? Well you've kind of destroyed your rep, so that probably isn't very good.
He would have been better off had something been in the vault. To paraphrase another Simpson…

IPA's can be okay but holy shit is it over represented (Because it's easier to just blast it with hops). It's not the end all be all, and we probably don't need 10,000 variations of the same tangy shit. Also the culture around IPA beers fucking sucks. A lot of twats who have completely fried their palate and need the…

What? That's way too early for this. It's just another "I'm being outrageous. Isn't that hillarious?" sketch. I thought it would be more of a "Eh, let's see if this works. Killed in dress" thing.

This probably worked better if I were watching it with no expectations. Guessing it was the 12:55 sketch. But if you're going to brag about it, nah, it wasn't that good.

I'd like to make a documentary of him being eaten by a shark.

Make America Tate Again.

Man, that was a self destructive year.

I never bought or cared for the Giants "classy" reputation. I grew up idolizing LT, who most definitely would have tossed my 9 year old ass into a volcano in front of my own mother, if he thought it would score him some cocaine, and the Giants employed him for his entire career without a peep. Plus they had a bounty.…

I miss seeing Mel Gibson in movies. There, I said it. Yes, he's a horrible human being. But his action movies knew what they were and they consistently delivered. Payback is a forgotten gem. Why'd he have to melt down? I hate that I know who you really are, Mel.

I get my epithets at Spencer's.

Oh. I was looking for Jack Reacharound: Never Go Black. My mistake.

I'm rooting against the Cubs. Nothing against them, it's just that baseball loses something if there isn't one franchise that hasn't won a title in over a century. If they win it's cool for 5 minutes and then nobody cares. Baseball is more interesting with a doomed Cubs franchise.

Well James Earl Jones hasn't even recorded Vader's voice yet. The movie didn't get serious until that happened.

[Reads headline]
"You son of a bitch."
[Continues reading]
"What the fuck is Hot Chelle Rae?"
[Clicks video.]
[Angry]

It's not consistent with the example you mentioned though. If a basketball player slaps the ball away and nobody touches it before it's out of bounds, his team doesn't just win possession. At best the stop the flow of action. Given that football is dependant on downs, the football defender is actually already getting…

What if the other team touches it before it goes OB? Because that's the rule. The last team to touch, which isn't necessarily a possession, loses possession. If a ball glances off some defenders hip in basketball, the shot clock doesn't reset. For all intents and purposes there has been no change in possession. So…

And I'm ready for everybody to blame his death on it being 2016, as opposed to the fact that he's 82 years old, and sometimes old people die.

I think we're at the point where celebrity biopic can only go meta. I'd rather watch a movie about two starlets in competing biopics racing and competing against each other (Janis would be fine. Mother Teresa would be funnier) than I would watch another film about a "tortured genius." And even meta can only be done…

I always credited Scrubs as the first single camera sitcom, though I think Trailer Park Boys juuuuust beat them to air.