If you're going to dress up, you've got to deliver. The Baseball Furies are what happens if the Crow just got his ass handed to him. While wearing a baseball jersey, for some reason.

Yeah but he did some pretty kick ass work in WWII, so you know, take the bad with the good.

BFG has always been short for Big Fucking Gun, as the smallest giant eventually gets his hands on one and blows the other giants to pieces. Meatdripper? No no, my friend. You are Blooddripper from now on.

Okay, a comic book is just the storyboard of every TV or movie before it gets made. I award you no additional intellectual points, but will offer you 10 hipster credits for pretending your choice is more advanced.

Sonic: Be sure to go real fast (even if technically it doesn't offer any advantage or rewards, and you're better off to slow it down, as we keep your avatar too far forward to possibly react to things coming up in time.)

Poor Sid.

I'll never understand why Bullet in the Face didn't get a ton of love. Was it too satisfied with itself? I realize it was in on the joke. That'll happen when you base a story around a German hitman posing as a cop, in love with the woman who who shot him while she two times warring kingpins played by Eddie Izzard and…

The National Lampoon Vacation movies work. But again we're talking over 2 decades back with both your and my suggestions.

Good comedy sequels are a rare thing. Try to remember the last funny comedy sequel you've seen. It's probably been a while. Comedy is the unexpected. Sequels are the familiar. I actually think the Broken Lizard people had the right idea. Instead of remaking the idea, just get the gang together to do something wildly…

I would watch Uncle Hannibal

That's why it's a remake. When you call it Uncle Buck everybody says "Oh I remember that one time they did this." When you call it Unconventional Man Raises Somebody Else's Kids everybody says "Oh, I remember the 9 million times they've done this."

Wait until they see their upcoming "Interstate to Paradise" series.

No Sam Elliott?

I want the Micro Machine Man. Because I've got a lot of shit to do.

No it has to be the Nanny. And I'd pick her too.

Funny story, she always had a weird thing with her friend who blasted DC. I would have gotten upset, but the thing is her friend was GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY. Still in the closet at the time, but extremely feminine. And she couldn't figure out why he wanted to hang out with some other friends who came with. She once told…

Same thing. They were opening for Weezer in Toronto when I saw them in 2002. My girlfriend's friend actually organized it to see them. Was playing their shit in the car on the ride up.

I once had to sit through a Dashboard Confessional set while they opened for somebody else. I made a promise to never again intentionally consume anything associated with the band. That includes these interviews.

For the life of me I'll never know why anybody goes to the beach to read.

Come on. I say this as a former kid who preferred X-Men in the 90's. But I can rewatch Batman today. X-Men is a dumpster fire. Doesn't hold up.