Definitely gunning for most plate appearances.

You don't get to definitely say Old Hoss had the best season by pointing out wins. His ERA+ was a solid 205, but nowhere near Tim Keefe's immortal 293 set in 1880 or even somebody named Pedro who got a 291 in 2000.

They didn't say she was plus sized. They implied it.

It's not about the vampires he stabs. It's about the vampires he doesn't stab.

My wife drank it straight. Not my thing but I've tried wild stuff that shouldn't work as decent mixers before.

I can't watch video at work. Did they drink Kvas? Don't drink Kvas. Ever. It's like a shitty, sugary beer that won't get you drunk. If you've ever though "Man, I could go for a wheat flavored soft drink" Kvas is your drink.

Pick who you want but Nathan Lane as F. Lee Bailey is definitely my MVP. He is fantastic.

I think this might be alright, but Boyhood was a piece of shit.

Use it judicially. When it applies. Don't just be a jabroni who says "Phrasing" when it's not applicable. If you can't swap it out with twss/twhs, you can't use it.

We need a referendum on using "Phrasing."
Phrasing on the show is a way of saying something like "that's what she said." Or he said, or whatever. It is always used that way. If somebody tried to TWSS me if I said "pulled a fast one" I would tell them to fuck off. Yeah, I suppose we could be taking about jacking off a…

You guys know Spider-Man doesn't have to be a high schooler, right? He's Peter Parker, not Peter Pan, and he totally kept aging in the comics. Became an adult and everything. If we're going to keep exploring Spiderman we could at least do something different.

Too much BvS, not enough Butthead.

It's the lens flares. He keeps thinking he's going toward the light and figures he'd better act cool.

Regarding Henry 2 is going to be a real bummer.

The FOMO is strong in her mother. Insinuating that there is something fun that she doesn't get to try because she is a girl will be like a cattle prod is she is anything like her, and the urge to prove her dumbass father wrong will be what I hand down. Or genetics is worthless and she's gonna do whatever. But this is…

Having a daughter. I know myself. I know her mom. This kid is only going to want to do what she isn't allowed to do. The plan: I'm buying a shit load of Disney Princess shit and when I'm doing my thing I'm going to be just loud enough with the "Well you probably won't like that kind of stuff. It's for boys." Then it's…

If she were a man she'd be Kevin Federline. With more ambition I guess.

Mumford. That was easy.

The Bagpipes: Who says a car horn can't be music?

There were 3 Indiana Jones movies. You cannot convince me otherwise.