It's a shame Rodney Dangerfield isn't with us to grab some of this material.

If he's training to be a Cowboy, shouldn't he only run for a few yards before giving up and doing something less productive?

hes not white so not sure what your getting at considering the content of this article

Where is this kids parents? Does this kid have any kind of guidance? His "#1 player" is the gotdamn punter for the fucking Bengal for crying out loud. Do they not know how to raise a proper child?! It's bad enough the poor little guy has to eat some of that gawd awful chili but to have his #1 player a fucking punter?…

So for the record, the law is 15 feet. You must be 15 feet away from the center of the hydrant in NYC. I now carry a tape measure. Seriously. NYPD does not fuck around when it comes to non-moving violations, so watch out.

Good for you, Vancouver, in consistently managing to out-asshole Boston.

It doesn't matter how aggressive or angry he's trying to be, the Canadian accent makes him sound like a moron. Hard to fear one of the McKenzie brothers.

It's probably not the car dealership that will end up paying this. These kind of contests are nearly always handled through insurance companies that specialize in stuff like this. They calculate the likelihood of the event actually happening and if so, the financial windfall, and charge for the insurance based on…

While some people think China's cooking something up, I don't think an aircraft carrier is a big deal at all.

Well, I believe in Mr. Graves.

Knowing nods from other idiots that spent 300 dollars on a pair of jeans.

So even if it is true, let's not drive so fast on a public street that ROAD MARKINGS cause the car to go wildly out of control.

man people are just looking for SOME kind of excuse.

Ice up, son!

"if you are caught" The operative phrase there.
Chance of getting caught driving streets, vs privacy of your own home ?

Its funny because the eagles tried the exact same thing today

This was a surprisingly not terrible attempt.

It's a good thing you have fighting in hockey, which allows players to police themselves and prevents cheapshots from happening.

Hey. Remember the time that viral photo of a dickish note left on a receipt with no tip turned out to be real?

So the Patriot's game plan all along was to spy on the Texans, then ignore their spying, get smoked in the first half, give up tons of long plays to Case Keenum, then make a comeback in the second half that required not one but TWO 53 yard field goals to barely beat a terrible team that they had no business being…