This video upsets me on so many levels.
Meanwhile we’re cool with the human version of Dr. Teeth saying Trump is the healthiest man alive
Her “you are so irrelevent that I could not be more bored if I tried” face from that hearing is top among my facial expression goals.
This is so fucking unreal. Hillary has to prove beyond a doubt that she isn’t “broken,” while Obama faces two terms of people questioning his birthplace.
And fucking Trump won’t even release his tax forms, and he lies constantly.
I have yet to receive a satisfactory answer on what the theoretical endgame is of her alleged becoming-president-while-dying conspiracy.
One of my biggest complaint of the DNC is making me like that “Fight Song.” I avoided it for so long. Now... ugh. I’m ashamed of myself.
Democratic National Conventions turn me into a cheesy sap. From loving all of these macarena videos to even **god forbid** loving Rachel Platten’s “Fight Song”. I just feel enormous pride that I’m a member of a party that is patriotic while continually working to improve the country for so many.
Is this why al gore didn't win in 2000?
his current 100% rating from Planned Parenthood and NARAL as well as his 0% from the national right committee say differently. Again thanks tho, cause if you want to keep going its only going to drive my comments up higher due to kinjas system so more people are going to wind up aware of the truth.
Democracy will only be served with everybody kisses their asses and universally declares them all to taste and smell exactly like organically sourced, woke, socialist pumpkin pie.
I eagerly await the day Biden shows Kaine around the naval academy, capped off by shotgunning beers in the driveway.
With the way he so clearly loves Michelle and his beautiful girls I think we all secretly wish Obama was our dad. Like seriously after his speech I was like “He's got so much faith in me and this country, I cant disappoint him"
Biden probably said, “Alright, kid. Ya gotta bring the goods. But lay off the malarky! That’s mine.”
I fell hard for Tim last night, his running gag with the whole “Believe me” was dually incredible because it was an extremely calculated move to incite Trumps rage by consistently mocking him, but he still came off as that dad who gives you a box of condoms when you go off to college so you are prepared. I mean maybe…
And who ever heard of anyone who didn’t believe the same things they believed when they were kids, am I right? Now can someone please check in the closet and under the bed for monsters so I can take my nap?
What? No! Don’t they need to establish Hillary’s humanity by showing where she came from? What better way to show it than by talking about her mother’s Dickensian upbringing. Trump has a Dickensian upbringing, too, but I think his was more like a “What if Scrooge had a son?”