Yeah, they don’t stop thinking that until about 24, 25.

When I was a teenager, I somehow manage not to join al Qaeda... And I got mostly Cs in high school.

I’m with the Darwin Award Society... to whom do I send their medals? They are taking up room on my desk, and I have many more to process...

“They can’t convict a husband and wife for the same crime...” *wink*

“Everything’s big in Texas!

Was there a gag order as part of a settlement or something, and that’s why you didn’t use their name?

Hehe, “Obamastan”...

Yeah, like, a PS4 and the new CoD or something.

Wow. Never thought I’d see the day where being the victim of racism could potentially be the best thing to ever happen to someone.