Plus you can store a heck of a lot of cocaine inside there.

I can’t say I know much about this artist but it struck me as a little odd to call an album an artists’ ‘most liberating’ and one sentence later their ‘safest’. Those concepts seem naturally at odds. One doesn’t need to necessarily justify not loving the style of the songs via cliched critical vocabulary.

They all look like bosses from video games. Dark Souls-chic?

Let’s hope he never takes a role as a meth addict.

I feel like Dr. Finkel might be projecting a bit here.

I thought it was Maggie Simpson

I literally had a conversation online go exactly like this a week or so ago.

Don’t even need to start the engine. Hop in the back, climb out the front, and you’ve pretty much got to where you were going.

Now that you’ve brought this idea into the world I really hope this becomes reality. 

The beginning sounds like Sympathy for the Devil gradually morphing into Freedom. Oh well. There are only so many chords in music.

Right? I can only re-read Block & Tackle so many times.

In fairness if someone came at me screaming “Banana Puppy Chimichanga!” I would be quite concerned about their mental health and intentions.

aIt was actually toxicity caused by the food coloring in M&Ms. Just like dogs can’t safely metabolize xylitol ETs suffer organ failure from Yellow #5.

Waiting for the “But they didn’t block traffic, they were just driving slowly for safety’s sake” argument.

I swear I thought that was Jonah Hill in 21 Jump Street, and they were making fun of the guy but nope. That him.

Brings back memories of this old oddity.

Ah, so this is where 5 Minute Crafts ideas come from.

Neil Young. Don’t know him. Never met him. Everyone says he doesn’t like Alabama. Treats Alabama very badly. I wrote most of his songs. I went on stage once and everyone said, ‘Sir? You could be a star.’

It’s a few years too new for this list, but Burger’s Daughter was the most frustrating high school read I can recall. Not only did I have very little historical background to understand the material but the book had a million em dashes breaking up dialogue, odd punctuation and a fragmented paragraph structure. Consider…