Noted. Don’t click on political articles in the future. Everybody wins.

That is straight up booster money. It was meant for a prostitute.

“Coach, what do you have to say about gambling away your nephew to a drug cartel?”

They’re now calling him Tony Oh No!

“I don’t always spill my beer on people. But when I do, I make sure it’s televised.”

Yeah, it’s the lawyer who’s the money-hungry scumbag in this scenario. Not the companies who wrote a bullshit loophole in the gambling laws and shoehorned that loophole as a rider into a homeland security bill that nobody wanted to vote against, and then exploited that loophole for millions of millions of dollars.

We haven’t seen a front flip like that by someone with a penis since the end of the East German women’s gymnastics team.

If Wall had a father these would be 540 lay ups for sure.