10/10 would read this book

filling prescriptions for Cialis and buying lube

A few years ago I read an article written by a grown woman, who had a relationship with her teacher when she was 15-16. She made it very clear that her teacher didn’t force himself on her or threaten her. He was the opposite. Sweet, nice, gentle, interested in her life. She chose, as a 15 year old, to meet up with him…

I hope he accidentally shuts his junk in a car door.

Is it ok if I make generalities on appearances here? Because this is exactly how I would expect a 50 year old guy who kidnaps his teenage student to look.

I hope Elizabeth gets all the supports she needs to move forward.

 I think because she was a missing person her name was already widely reported and his was reported as a person of interest in her disappearance, so it’s probably a little too late to put the horse back in the barn on this one. 

How long until this becomes a “ZOMG SHARIA LAW IN LIVONIA” story on Breitbart?

Yes, I didn’t know how to feel until I read that sage commentary.

Whew, glad we got that sorted! So nice to know where you stand on Mischa Barton.

For the troll in the comments who facetiously asked why we don’t eat aborted fetuses. There are two main reasons, one actual and one in the spirit of your question.

I’m sure Selena is on a first name basis and calls him The.

It’s quaint how you think perhaps Trump actually thinks things through.

He only sounded mature because he didn’t write it. Let’s stop giving him credit for knowing how to read.

They basically crowned him valedictorian of summer school.