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Some time after I became familiar with Shep’s presence, I recall believing he was a DealsBot concocted by Ryan Brown with assistance from a friend at an ecommerce AI startup. He kind of just appeared on the blogs, which led me to assume S.H.E.P. was created to enable Shane to become a full time coffee and landscape

Some time after I became familiar with Shep’s presence, I recall believing he was a DealsBot concocted by Ryan Brown

why don’t we all have these shirts

why don’t we all have these shirts

I swore (I even specifically told Shep) I wasn’t going to take part in any Shep’s Last Day Goodbyes or Shenanigans. Then I woke up this morning and since then have been annoyingly consumed and distracted by the heavy realization that he is leaving our team.

I swore (I even specifically told Shep) I wasn’t going to take part in any Shep’s Last Day Goodbyes or Shenanigans.

SHEP. I can’t even begin to roast Shep without saying that without him, I wouldn’t be where I am today. Truth.

SHEP. I can’t even begin to roast Shep without saying that without him, I wouldn’t be where I am today. Truth.

I’m actually too bereft about Shep’s departure to write anything remotely thoughtful — literally the day before he told me he was leaving, I’d been saying to a GMG or G/O or G-whatever-the-fuck-we’re-calling-it-this-week colleague how much working with Shep (and Ryan, and Chelsea) had done to restore my faith in this

I’m actually too bereft about Shep’s departure to write anything remotely thoughtful — literally the day before he

Shep and Giri and I had a little slack group for talking about tennis. It was fun, but I quickly realized that it was ALSO incredibly useful because Shep knows everything about tennis and instinctively knows what would make a good blog. In fact, tennis slack was so good that we reconstituted it elsewhere after we all

Shep and Giri and I had a little slack group for talking about tennis. It was fun, but I quickly realized that it

It brings me no great pleasure to tell you all that things are dire now. Really dire. Shep, a man who has done nothing but live and breath this organization has finally said “uh there’s other air elsewhere.” If that is the case, and it truly might be, what HAS everyone been breathing these last few years! Maybe he’ll

It brings me no great pleasure to tell you all that things are dire now. Really dire. Shep, a man who has done

Every day, we’re provided tons of evidence that there aren’t any good people left in the world. But here’s the deal: Shep McAllister is proof they exist. And, yes, he lives up to the hype.

Shep is equal parts talented, patient, hard-working, supportive, witty, and wise. He’s the Greta Thunberg of deals.

Look—I know

Every day, we’re provided tons of evidence that there aren’t any good people left in the world. But here’s the

Long live the ugly shoe. Ugly shoe good? No.

Long live the ugly shoe. Ugly shoe good? No.

Hello, it’s me, Chelsea/baby, and I’m here bestow upon my former boss Shep his farewell roast. Here we go:

Hello, it’s me, Chelsea/baby, and I’m here bestow upon my former boss Shep his farewell roast. Here we go:

I worked with Shep during my entire five and a half years at this once great, and now morally bankrupt, company. So there’s a lot I can talk about when it comes to Shep. For instance, we’ve been to Vegas twice for work and the second time ended with the best flight delay of my life.

I worked with Shep during my entire five and a half years at this once great, and now morally bankrupt, company. So

Shep. Sheo. Sheppo. Shepperino. Our Shepperoni Pizza. Will I ever work on a team again that allows me to absolutely drag my boss on a daily basis, with his encouragement? Definitely not. You make it so easy to bully you. You wash your face with soap. I’m never letting you live that down, you absolute psycho. You’re

Shep. Sheo. Sheppo. Shepperino. Our Shepperoni Pizza. Will I ever work on a team again that allows me to absolutely