Starred for embiggens.

As someone who is getting over a throat infection and has probably taken liver-damaging amounts of ibuprofen and tylenol in the last 3 days so that I can feel like I’m not being stabbed in the throat when I swallow, good choice RiRi. Get better, girl.

The fact that it was barely satire tho.

Fun fact: If you spend money like a crazy person you’ll go broke. Even if you’re a successful recording artist.

Pretty sure you’re saying that we shouldn’t hush up poverty and pretend it isn’t there, as middle class america likes to do.

This is an excellent, and important, point.

Here you go:

abandoned? they are going to be falling dead left and right. I wish they’d just be abandoned. welcome to the edangered species list pygmy marmoset! we’ll do our best to wipe you out bc humans are good at that.

Do yourself a favor and never google turtle keychain. It’s heartbreaking. I hope the monkeys fair better as far as fad pets go... :( :( :(

I kind of want to start a thumb monkey rescue center now for when these little critters are inevitably abandoned. I would have the best miniature jungle gym for them...made of Tinker Toys and boba straws.

yeah, that made me uncomfortable. it is fine to criticize someone’s work but... anyone - male or female doesn’t need to be written about this way.

Depending on the role, the camera angle, the costume, and the hair and makeup, Mr. Stiller, 50, swings between polarities of trollishness and desirability. In some movies, he appears dwarfish and deformed with a head that’s too big for his body and empty space-alien eyes. He is of average height but looks shorter. And…

Or finding your “cool” teenage babysitter from when you were 8 on Facebook only to discover they are a Biblethumping Hardcore Republican.

Someone needs to sit him and Ben Affleck down for a serious discussion.

Somehow, “she loved pandas” really landed a gut punch. Poor baby.

15 years ago my friends pranked me really hard that I won the DC shoes monthly giveaway by calling my house and acting like they were from DC. I was suckered really good and got laughed at for weeks. So I wrote DC an email telling them about this story and how I should win it for real and punk those guys right back. I…

Holy shit, this hit me like a ton of bricks. One of my fondest memories as a kid was meeting Dave Mirra at the X Games in San Diego in 1995. I remember thinking he was the kindest guy in the world. I was struck by how nice of a celebrity he was because at the time he held basically the same status as Michael Jordan in…

I’m heartbroken for all of them.

The idea of coming across my child being assaulted...that poor family. Later, when the attorneys for the rapists start with the “boys will be boys” stuff, my head may literally, literally explode.

A sobering reminder that men are 82,000x more likely to be raped than falsely accused of rape.