Is super drunk above or below stupid drunk? Asking for a friend.

For real though...it might all be worth it if McConaughey was the voice of the Lincoln Nav system and just fucked with you.

The Chinese must have forgotten that Thursday is Italian BMT day, not American ROV day.

My best friend got a Model X a couple months ago. It’s very fast. It also feels as cheap as a 1990s Kia. Plastic everywhere, weird seat backs that look like a shiny Boblebee backpack, tacky interior, and yes, the exterior is ugly. Not even Pontiac Aztek ugly, where it can grow on you—more like uncanny valley ugly,…

Both dispensers of sage advice, albeit at different decibels.

If they were original one would be fiberglass, the other aluminum but I’ll trust you.

Personally, I think it makes a fair bit of sense for a company that gets incentives to provide a solid business plan and some real indicators that they’re not a giant smoke show.

That’s funny, because I heard Samuel L Jackson.

Startups, and established businesses, and sports teams are fine. They should succeed on their merits, not on their ability to fool (at best, bribe at worst) politicians into investing my money.

As soon as I read it I heard Morgan Freeman’s voice in my head:

Not even close. Airsoft are plastic balls, propelled slow enough to sting. BBs are steel balls and move slowish, but can penetrate skin. Pellet guns can kill Buffalo or elk in the higher powered models.

That’s one of my rules to live by. Therefore I avoid entering Florida at all times.

Fuck this, I’m not dying in Florida

To be fair, Faraday Future also approved the Faraday Future deal without understanding Faraday Future’s finances.

I don’t know if a rock is the best example of something that depreciates greatly. If I bought a rock, I’d hope it would still be worth the same when I sell it considering its a rock.

Some people just REALLY want to get out of Detroit.

Sure, the Comcast guy was morally wrong for not alerting idiotic drivers that they were going too fast.

Actually, after watching the video, 100% (yes, 100%) of the fault is the ASSHOLES that are going way, way WAY too fast for the road conditions. I see it every single fucking time it snows out here in WI, where people think that they can just keep going 40mph+ in snow, on ice, and without any type of snow tires…

Am I the only one that places the blame on the shithead motorists driving too fast for conditions over the top of a hill?

OK, but why THE FUCK was the black truck going so fast?