Two tours in Iraq (three if you count the first Gulf War) and I can’t remember ever saying to myself: “Hey, you know what would be great right about now? Less door and a cloth roof.”

“One ping, Vasily. One ping only.”

Hmm. Given the looks, I will vote CP.

1998: Who buys a water-cooled Porsche???

I’m starting to believe that Finland is one big machine shop where speed metal is playing on the radio all day.

TURN YOUR PHONE SIDEWAYS WHEN SHOOTING VIDEO

Good morning, it is the car time!!!

Now as then, the funniest part of this add is the notion that an FCA product would make it past their warranty period, let along through an apocalypse.

On the plus side, the judge found in his favour, and his building and hobby are safe.

On the other hand, he still has assholes for neighbours.

(Yes, I’m English, so favour and neighbour are spelled correctly)

This is more of a win for common sense and decency.

You give ache in head.

RWD FTW!

I CALL BS that’s 1 cup of coffee for every 98,625 miles.

Is this your first day on the internet?

*slams fist on the table*

He’s the best cursing version of Red Greene I’ve ever seen.

Conveniently, I ran across this pic yesterday and it seems relevant

So for a second, I thought my Automatching service may be in jeopardy,then I took the quiz. The methodology behind this is like someone going to a nutritionist to lose weight and the doctor says, “What kind of lightbulbs do you use?

This was a curiously satisfying article to read, and one of the better streamer profiles the site has done.

No, your god damn holiness, I do not believe that was sarcasm. It was an attempt at relevance by someone who has zero understanding of how a global economy actually works.