Did you celebrate the 10 year anniversary of Britney Spear’s meltdown and head shave? If so, how?

Have you seen Howard The Duck?

The real take away is that people are hired on looks and CEOs are overpaid relative to their contribution to the performance of the company.

While we’re at it, having a soundcloud account and the pre-installed garage band app doesn’t make you a producer.

You totally were the kid who raised his/her hand at school and started off your sentence with “Well, actually...” while the entire class rolled its eyes.

Whelp... not hungry any more. No need for an afternoon snack. Thanks!

Is Detroit actually revitalized? Or this just something people keep saying in hopes that their bets on real estate pay off?

In terms of real wages, almost everyone has been paid less over the last forty years, so how does that fit into his narrative? Because men make a good portion of “almost everyone”.

Is Jared prettier than Ivanka? Discuss...

He’s talking about losing in court, right? I don’t think any other administration has lost in court that quickly. Sad! Losers! Failing administration.

Will MSU play Baylor in a bowl game next year?

As you can tell from the top picture, Kanye gets his inspiration from Arizona Jeans in the 1994 JC Penny catalog.

Everyone has seen him get manhandled by Jon Stewart, so why is Tucker Carlson still a thing?

Ivanka.

It’s for the Committee on Un-American Activity to come back!

How much does the bridge cost? What, if anything, does it cross?

I’ve played a lot of tennis . Never heard anyone use that term. Numerous camps, clinics, lessons, matches, team matches, tournaments, round robins, friendlies, ladder matches and just hitting around, NOT ONCE.

The guys sounds like an asshole and the plane was a way for the rest of the town to fuck with him.

My cousin’s boyfriend’s coworker gets her dog walked by the sister of the guy arrested by the cops. It’s all true.

What was the message?