Well, it does say choking hazard on every box of Lego.

Just *swallow* your pride.

Much better than chinese needle snakes. 

We find ‘em all the time. Don’t worry, we’ll find a good one for you soon. 

We find ‘em all the time. Don’t worry, we’ll find a good one for you soon. 

I’ve never had any reason to do any of those things, but at least the Switch menu is responsive and not full of ads.  

The Switch menu isn’t great, but it’s no worse than the PS4's menu, and it’s loads better than the Xbox One’s.

Just a heads up: If you get shitty or mean in these comments I’ll remove them. Go be an asshole somewhere else. 

It’s "Lego bricks”

I’ll cop that perhaps my comment is orthogonal to the article itself, but I’ve just read through all of it again and haven’t found anything to contradict what I’ve written. The things Microsoft has done are good moves, stuff a gamer can appreciate as a valuable bonus to their rich game library. They’re not a…

Xbox one’s utterly stupid launch mistakes were some of the reasons why I skipped this whole generation of consoles. Most games worth my time are available on PC anyway which is a better and more convenient platform.

One day I hope to be as funny as you!

Spiders are great, except for the inch-wide pit in my skin that looks like a wrinkled bruise three years after it - finally - healed. Yeah, spiders are the best.

Why you hating on this guy?  He found something that makes him happy and is doing it.... Taaaaaaaaad.

But if that what’s make him happy then it’s fine, it’s his way of living life, not everyone has to live a life that suits your definition of what it means to live a life.

Still haven’t bought it :D I feel like emulators are still the best player. I mean, they literally use an emulator

Still haven’t bought it :D I feel like emulators are still the best player. I mean, they literally use an emulator

Joule thief!

This is really sad. If anyone out there reading this is in crisis, please, I know it seems impossible, but reach out to someone, anyone, before you do anything drastic. 

It’s such a knee jerk reaction for so many people I don’t think they realize it until it’s pointed out. I knew someone who muttered something about a homeless person on a smartphone once, “if he needs money for food why’s he got a cell phone?” It’s as tone deaf as it is ingrained in most people. Not only would this…

They should have just made it so that he was the one who invented the auto-save feature after finally deciding he’d had enough with people resetting the game. Like, have him tell you about it at the beginning of the game and maybe also have his face pop up the corner every so often with a speech bubble showing him…

Same. I’m enjoying it way more than I thought I would have.

Same. I’m enjoying it way more than I thought I would have.