I MADE THIS

Purple GameCube, represent!

Oh shit. Get on this Sony. :D

I eagerly await the day when texting while driving becomes acknowledged as socially reprehensible. No one should try to text while driving. It puts other people into danger and whomever is doing it.

Plausible yes, still stupid.

Add in a couple more courses, some better sound assets, a damage or score counter, and a few realistic hazards like old women, cars, and elephants, and you've got yourself a decent 5 dollar game!

Even when not looking at their phone, the driver spends half their time driving dangerously fast in the wrong lane. I'm not sure txting is the issue here.

You're still dividing your attention when you should be driving.

What mystery?

And everybody thought the Federation on Star Trek made no sense.

Except the Incans were actually well fed...

And yet, when I destroyed one of their cities in the game Colonization, I got massive amounts of gold from the city.

This is satirical.

Here Smith channels the ghost of Chandler Bing.

No Viking outfit? FAIL.

Somebody get this guy some start-up capita, stat!

"Honey, are ya sure that ain't syphilis?

So... how many were thinking...

Used to call them Little Sisters.

Is a man not entitled to some great T&A?