Thank you! I've been telling my wife this for years!

That's well and good if you actually have some money. I've seen way too many people who don't have a pot to piss in let alone keep the lights on and food on the table but still give the tithe first. Meanwhile the preacher is living high off the hog.

Savings Is for People Who Lack Faith

Unfortunately not a new problem. I remember working at a Lamestop when San Andreas came out. Parents want to buy for their very young kids, we tell them in the most politically correct way the crazy shit that's in there, namely beating people to death with dongs, banging hookers, etc. After their jaw drops that…

Wondering if he was distracted by any one of the many electronic devices in a modern cop car...

Ending up in eachother's lap is kinda the whole point. ;O)

I needed a new doorstop, but this could break my doorstop budget.

The only thing I would change are the seats/ console. A bench is so much nicer.

Peekaboo!

Goddam liberal media!! Oh, wait, nevermind...

I like how even the wheel wells have style. They kinda look like aircraft wings.

The prick is generally on the inside of a BMW.

That's no singing crab, WTH?!

And start taking your glaucoma drops!

It's funny because the guy tried to get help from Zynga, who was useless. In turn he gave useless advice out of frustration because he was inundated with what most people would've considered spam.

It won't let me have them say "Hi dupa," but I can make them say really filthy stuff by adding "in bed" to the end. :P

Play online with other people, trade fruits, etc. It's not a traditional game, but it can hook you for a good amount of time. I played the last one for the full year!

Remember when you had to camp out to get commenter privileges on Kotaku? Mario remembers.

As great as that would be, I don't think you could register it in those states unless you reside there.

I don't think talking to animals and doing their bidding is something most of us do in real life. :P