@RawrSpoon: I may be one of the few that caught the joke right away, and it was funny. I pee'd a little.

@Amazing_Spiderham: I'm buying. They got the hook into my mouth.

@Hunter2458: Though true, a good percentge of the people who bought Wii bought it solely for Wii Sports. There are plenty of people that don't realize you can play more than Wii Sports on the console or don't care to play anything else.

@SigmundTheSeaMonster: They usually count playing solitaire on your computer at work as being a gamer. Hence the uptick in women gamers. Though don't forget women love the Wii and DS.

I have 15 invites.

@ZombieJ: That easily beats the week I left my GC on. I thought I turned it off... Though I'm surprised your parents didn't notice it in the electric bill?

@thejakeman: At least it's the DS and not a 360 or PS3...

@MikeTheRipper12: I was thinking the same thing. With remote start and all that other fun stuff, losing your phone could be a huge problem. Sure you can call on-star and report the car, but it could be loooong gone by the time you realize you dropped your phone...

@Man In Gauze is an obscure reference to Courage the Cowardly Dog.: We no longer posses the technology to put man on the moon either. When we went to the shuttle system, we scrapped all the rocket stuff. That's why NASA is spending buttloads of money trying to figure out rockets again.

@Ockeroid: Though Infinity Wards' big claim to fame here is the realism. How can you claim the game is super realistic, and then screw up something so simple?

@GunFlame: Hence the Hoth level in every Star Wars game like ever.

@ploopsy: Don't forget, it's also the last major engagement the US "won." You could argue Desert Storm, but that was a month at most. Vietnam wasn't popular, and we're still technically in Korea after 50 years.

@mcderek3000: Do you know something we don't about demons? Now I'm curious to know what they really look like, but you'd probably have to kill me. :(

@Dangsterr: Though they will have to wait for next year to do it. The decade doesn't truly start until 2011. ;)

@jayntampa: As ridiculous as it is, it's accurate. Let's say I get my one for the day, then someone pulls a reserve, I'm down to zero. It doesn't matter that I successfully got a reservation for the day, it looks like I did nothing. I'd have to get one more res to show a number. One negative means I need two…

@elmarko: But you paid $60 for the realism of the game. All I hear is how realistic the game is, and now everyone complains about it. You simply can't have it both ways. I agree some games should have more accessibility options, but not a game that prides itself on realism.

@tornbhc007: I hate it when they don't offer split-screen! Maybe I have someone over who doesn't own their own copy of the same game. I'm not buying 2-3 copies of all the games I want to play with someone else...

Has everyone lost their friggin' minds? What if, *gasp*, this was a real situation. The other guys would be wearing the same set of colors as you if it was a real war. Be glad the designer put in a red uniform, as ridiculously useless as it would be for camouflage, unless you're in hell.

I'd have to slightly disagree with rocket freight delivery. We may be used to the FedEx Man bringing me goods from left coast to right coast overnight, but that was certainly visionary in the 50's. True a jet isn't a rocket, but it's awfully close.

The way I read the title of the article was "we get to ask one question, collectively come up with a really good one." I wanted to ask what the meaning of life was.